How much do you have to drink to change the way you feel? How about the way you are?
“Jackie’s hand was holding Marty’s penis when they came out of the womb.” —The House of Yes
“I guess we’re secret scumbags, you and I. And most of the world, probably.” —
- Me: "Did you do anything for Father's Day?"
- Friend: "Yeah, (Blah blah blah)... and I gave [The Father of My Child] an epic blowjob."
Godflesh on the way to the show, Galaxie 500 on the way home…
Thanks for the support, asshole.
If you’re in Ghent or nearby and want to go to The Princess Bride tonight, get in touch with me ASAP.